随着假期的临近，我们很可能会期望发生混乱的空中旅行。毕竟，据报道几乎5500万美国人will travel over the Thanksgiving holiday and the numbers are expected to reach the highest it's been since 2019. It's best to be prepared for last-minute flight cancellations, airlines losing luggage, or TSA agents stopping you for ~suspicious~ luggage.
So after nearly 300 people from theyabo sportsBuzzFeed社区分享了他们自己的故事怪异的TSA体验与我们一起，我们想与您分享更多最疯狂的人：
1。"I was waiting to board a plane, and a security agent with a beagle came by. The dog must have alerted him that he smelled something because the agent stopped me. At least he was nice and said, 'I don’t think you have anything, but this dog is in training, and I’d like to look in your backpack.' I said, 'Sure' and put it on the ground.
2。“几年前，我在度假时摔断了脚踝，当时正在步行靴中飞回家。TSA女士说，'摘下靴子并将其交给我，以便我可以扫描它。yabo.com'但是她不会让我坐下；她希望我在检查我的靴子或其他东西时站在脚踝上。我的朋友对此有所适应几乎流泪，最后，主管说我可以经历。”
3。“当我的儿子大约5个月大时，我们要去田纳西州。他仍然在配方奶粉中，我认为（从逻辑上讲）将他的一些配方放在特百惠中，而不是拿起整个锡罐，并冒着发生所有事情的风险it. Well. Just so you know, TSA will lose their goddamn minds if they find an unlabeled tub of white powder in luggage. I nearly missed my flight because they didn’t believe it was baby formula."
4。“我的经验可以追溯到70年代初，当时机场安全首次实施。它涉及您的行李。我有一个大公文包，我在过夜商务旅行时携带了一个大公文包。我换了衣服和剃须工具一侧和另一侧的商务文件。我第一次遇到安全性时，代理商将剃须工具包的内容清空，包括我的牙刷上的桌子上的桌子。我放了一匹马避孕套 -旁注：我的岳父曾经给我一匹马避孕套- 除了我剃须套件中的物品。在Security，一位年轻女经纪人打开了我的手提箱，看到了剃须套件，然后打开了它。
5。"Back in 2019, my boyfriend at the time was a flight attendant. He had put me on his flight benefits, and for a weekend getaway, we were going to Amsterdam. Well, as a gay man, I packed a douche because we planned on ~playing piano~ so to speak for the first time ever. All was good going to Europe, but in the Amsterdam airport on the way back was another story. I was in the security line alone because my boyfriend had pre-approved status being a flight attendant, and as they were scanning my bag, it got flagged.
“我没有考虑太多，但是当保安人员穿过我的书包时，他拉出了我的冲洗。他开始阅读包装，对它的本质感到困惑，所以他开始了向其他警卫大喊大叫。This goes on, for, I kid you not, about five minutes until a security guard who knew what it was came over and explained it to them.
“那时，安全中的每个人都听到了他们的声音，我只是站在那儿甜菜红。他们把一切都放回去，向我道歉，但我只是拿走了我的书包，尽可能快地跑了。这就是为什么我拒绝回到阿姆斯特丹。”
6。她回答说：“经过海关回到美国，我的母亲被问到她随身携带的包里都包裹着什么。'只是一个小锅。在几秒钟之内拆开并嗅着她的微型巴拿马粘土碗。
7。"I was 17 and heavily pregnant (I know, I know) and traveling back home from visiting my sick grandma. I was wearing traditional Florida clothes (flops, shorts, and a T-shirt) and was pulled aside after going through the metal scanner. I was confused because I hadn't set it off or anything, and my flops were in the bin. The security officer told me to take off my shoes, only to be greeted by my bare feet. She then loudly asked what I was smuggling under my shirt, and I said, 'An unborn child,' and she RIPPED my shirt straight open with the air of someone proving that they had caught someone in a lie.
8。"I was 14, and I visited the US for the first time. I wanted to buy a grenade perfume and bullet belt from Hot Topic, and my mom said no since it’d be hard to travel back with, and we’d likely get stopped and searched. Fast-forward to a few days later when we were at the airport, and we STILL got searched. Why? Because I had a pack of pads in my carry-on that seemed ‘suspicious.’
“我试图解释他们在打开它之前是什么，但是显然，它太大了，无法成为我的卫生垫。当代理商打开它并意识到它时，他的脸上的外观是无价的。那时我很tother脚。仍然很有趣。”
9。"The two times I have flown with my violin, I’ve gotten flagged by TSA. My favorite was when they wanted me to take the violin apart so they could check the inside, because, you know, string instruments come apart so easily. They were more concerned about my violin than the multiple pairs of knitting needles in my backpack."
10。“一旦TSA让我的祖母扔掉了她的牛排调味料，因为'她可以用它做炸弹。'”
11。“我在那里接受训练后从俄克拉荷马州飞回韩国，并在我的手提箱里有一个振动器。我飞出的机场很小，他们通过签入那里X射线托运行李。TSA。agent put my bag in, and right there on the screen is my vibrator. The TSA got kinda red in the face and started laughing — but, thankfully, they didn’t pull it out to verify."
12。"I had TSA try to tell me my ID wasn’t valid because Washington, DC isn't a state and can’t issue IDs. I had to get his manager to tell him he was wrong."
13。“我要去机场接我的10岁侄女，他独自飞来飞去我的机场，距离她家半个国家。发生在我面前只有一英里，所以我跑得很晚。到达前台并不得不弄清楚如何检查以便能够通过安全性，我知道她的航班已经降落。安全性，我唯一的事情是我的钥匙和手机，因为我知道我想快速通过。这是一种武器。
14。“不是我，而是一群朋友和我在冬天的死者中旅行，为一个里程碑式的生日感到惊讶。我的一个朋友被停下来带走了房间，因为她的毛衣中的金属丝使TSA特工觉得她有她的衬衫穿着炸药。”
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15。“ TSA扔掉了我从酒店拿走的肥皂，因为显然，'算作液体'。我指出，这是一块坚固的肥皂，他们说现在很牢固，但是当湿时它变成了液体，所以它被算作液体，需要不到3盎司。有时，我认为他们会让狗屎做狗屎当人们感到无聊时，与人混乱。”
16。“两周前，与其他三位女yabo.com士一起从中国飞往南非。我们在上海和亚的斯亚贝巴进行了安全。请注意，上海是一场噩梦。There’s an issue with one girl’s bag. They confiscated the 18 golf balls she had bought for her sister that have been let through at two other (much larger) airports. No reason. Just ‘you can’t have this in a carry-on.'"
17。“当我不得不穿过金属探测器时，我的手指上夹有夹板。我不得不脱下鞋子（远足靴），然后问我的手指夹板。它们挥舞着我，金属探测器掉了下来。我再次询问了夹板，他们刷掉了夹板，对我的牛仔裤口袋做了轻拍。他们再次送我穿过，金属探测器再次熄灭了。代理商向其他人示意接近，我将夹板从手指上拉开，将其交给第一个特工，然后向后走 - 什么都没有。那是该死的夹板。
“第一代理商的脸上的表情很厌恶，因为我的手指肿胀，非常非常瘀伤（这是螺旋裂缝）。当我将夹板重新推开时，我畏缩了一下，然后洗牌，将我的远足靴重新放回原处。”
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18。"I had a dog bone that was chewed a lot, so it was a bit sharp, and I was held back in case it was used as a sharp object to hurt someone. I literally had my dog with me, and it very much looked like a dog toy."
19。"Recently, I was traveling with my two 8-year-old boys from Richmond, Virginia, back to Kansas. We have two carry-on suitcases and two backpacks; one was with toys in it. TSA pulls one suitcase and the toy bag after the X-ray. My oldest son has a stretchy Sonic toy, and the guy tested it for explosives. Then he checked the suitcase, which had a 3-ft. stick of pepperoni, cut into three pieces, which was all wrapped in plastic wrap and inside a Ziploc bag. The guy opened the bag, took a piece out, and unwrapped it. All to test it for explosives as well. I can let the Sonic toy go, but pepperoni? I could smell it across the conveyer when he opened the bag."
20。“我经过TSA，被拉到搜索范围内，因为他们想搜索我的头发。我的头发有延伸，被告知我需要将它们拿出来，但他们被胶合了，我不能。当我搜寻我的头发并使我尴尬之后，我回过头来搜寻魔杖。”
21。“我有一瓶未打开的粉底瓶，以确保您没有在那里隐藏毒品。'”
22。“在前往伦敦的路上，我的随身携带被拉到一边，经纪人对他的同事低语。他们俩看上去很恐惧，要求我打开行李箱。我不幸的是，我把它打开了错误的一面，所以只有弹性X-STRAP拿出的所有东西都飞出了，这是一盒卫生棉条，垫子，胸罩和内衣。
23。"When I was flying back to Wisconsin from Sacramento, I forgot I had this souvenir that I was bringing back for my grandma: It was this owl-shaped jewelry box. Anyways, it was wrapped in newspaper, and it got flagged by the TSA. A bunch of military and police came, and everyone was not opening the bag and was scared and asking me, 'What is that in there?' and I seriously didn’t know because I forgot I had it. They handed it to me and had me unwrap it. I unwrapped it and showed it to them that is a jewelry box and not a grenade as they thought."
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