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31的迹象我不敢相信实际上必须张贴在世界的每个角落

《纽约时报》的迹象。

让我开始这篇文章:

你们这些人,我指的是令人讨厌的怪人是谁干的事情是被贴了这样的迹象:

A label on a baby changing table says "No more than 50 pounds, for baby changing, not baby making"

老实说,我不相信世界上这些迹象已经存在了。我的意思是,看…看看:

1。告诉我这不是特制四天后迹象。

标志着在婚礼上新郎# x27;年代的名字划掉,更换,以及重写从11日到15日的日期

2。为什么人们日光浴和在墓地有烧烤吗? !

一个标志说日光浴和烧烤不允许在墓地和要求人们尊重

3所示。员工真的是手淫的工作他们需要这个标志吗?

4所示。我们能请关闭了兄弟会,挂这个标志……像昨天?

Members of a fraternity on the front lawn with a huge sign that says "you taught them to walk, we'll teach them to ride"

5。谁是怪物谁的掌心里一个巨大的球土豆沙拉和启发了这个标志吗?

A buffet features a sign next to the potato salad that says "please use utensils and not your hand"

6。多么高的人进入这个地方的煎饼吗?

门上的标志一个IHOP说“不会服务或与大麻odor"的座位的客人;

7所示。啊…有人死在这个牙医的办公室吗? !

标志写着“如果你使用甲基苯丙胺的12个小时内看牙医,你需要告诉我们因为牙麻醉会杀了你。

8。你能相信这是一个幼儿园浴室吗? !

A sign on a wall covered in graffiti says "if you have 20 seconds to do cocaine in our bathroom, you have 20 seconds to wash your fucking hands"

9。男人……请不要再问,好吗?

一个标志说“只按摩,没有额外的,没有快乐的结局,请停止asking"

10。和我的主……如果你看到这个标志,你可以请把它下来了吧?

A sign reads "men are the best cooks because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months"

11。与这些邻居们到底是怎么回事?

Two signs next to each other, one reads "jackass junkyard next door," and the other reads "hey lowlife, even your mother didn't want you in this neighborhood"

12。嗯,这些邻居? !

一个大院子里表明说住在隔壁的人不讨厌狗的主人;the sign has been spray-painted with the word "ass" over the message

13。这是有史以来最尴尬的庭院旧货出售。

The sign says "wife caught husband cheating, everything must go, yard sale" with the address of the home

14。然后我不知道灵感这个星座的人是他们的邻居,但是他们听起来像一个真正的作品。同时,需要尝试一些迹象的人冥想呼吸练习。呵!

A very long sign calling someone a "lowlife piece of shit" and saying they'll beat them with an iron bar for stealing food meant for their 2-year-old daughter

15。这个标志是让我感觉很多事情…没有一个好的。

The sign says "the hands that remove the chew and vomit from the urinals are the same hands that serve your food and beverages, keep our urinals clean"

16。内衣、袜子、内裤等。

告示说“钱退出任何地方除了你的钱包,口袋里,或钱包将不被接受;例如:内衣、袜子、内裤,etc"

17所示。也不接受:笨蛋或袜子的钱。

告示说“由于夏季气温上升和良好的卫生习惯,我们将不接受女人的乳房或袜子钱;可疑地湿润法案受到denial"

18岁。这是它对我的笑脸。(我的天啊,故事启发了这个符号是什么? !)

告示说“不与我们curtain"擦的屁股;最后的笑脸吸引

19所示。在客户服务工作是地狱,第一部分。

告示说“请尊重和不打击我们的工人;我们有权拒绝服务的人忽略了这rule"

20.第二部分。

告示说“药房将短配备今天,请耐心等待,不要大喊,诅咒,或者威胁pharmacist"

21。第三部分。

告示说“我们不要x27; t唾弃你的地板,不要x27; t唾弃的;如果你觉得有必要吐痰,cup"一排五杯,用底部的迹象

22。和四个部分。

A sign on the counter next to the bathroom sink says "if you get caught doing drugs in here, you will be 86'd; where you gonna go after 2 a.m. then, stupid?"

厨师的吻:

23。“谢谢你。”

前面的大招牌奶品皇后说“停车场不是药品销售,谢谢你。

24。一个委员会签署的资金预算。

The sign says "please do not poop in the rocks, we can't believe we had to make this sign"

25。我觉得父母必须开车过去好奇斯古乐年级这个标志。

A stop sign has been spray painted so it now says "don't stop daddy"

26岁。人真的有破坏性的9/11纪念馆吗?真的吗? !

A sign at the 9/11 memorial says "if you see anyone scratching, sitting on, or otherwise damaging the names panels, please alert memorial staff"

27。我能闻到这个便利贴。

一个便利贴粘在电梯里说“停止让y # x27;所有funky-ass狗尿在电梯里,至少干净up"

28。事实证明,我可以闻到这个标志。

告示说“院子里不是一个浴室,停止外撒尿,你知道你是谁,抬头,我能看见你在camera"

29。我认为这不仅仅是洗衣篮的迹象。

A letter taped to a wall says "dear fellow resident, thank you for stealing my 11-year-old laundry basket, now I know what kind of trashy people have moved into this building"

30.最后,我可以想象是什么启发了这个标志……但是我真的,真的不想。

浴室有大拇指和“yes"印下一个人坐在马桶上,拇指向下和“no"印刷旁边有人弯腰旁边的厕所,在各个方向喷屎

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