You may have seen some crusty ol' boomers shaming millennials for partying during spring break:
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他们说：“开始认真对待它。”
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There's only one problem...
春季休息时千禧一代的时间。停止蜂拥而至的海滩和酒吧，并散布冠状病毒。忘记你的自私。表现出一些责任，例如前几代人使美国在地球上最大的国家。
1....millennials are old as hell.
Public Service Announcement: The youngest Millennials are 24 years old right now. So the vast majority of college students are Gen Z and have been for years. Most spring break partiers are Gen Z. Sincerely, An old Millennial who graduated from college well over 10 years ago
2.Specifically this old:
当大家继续讨论Covid-19时，请注意，千禧一代目前的年龄在24至39岁之间。
3.WE HAVE BAD BACKS.
I can't believe this needs to be said, but it is NOT Millennials partying for spring break rn ♀️ Most of us are in our 30's, have kids, bad backs, & are getting laid off from our jobs. Not saying we wouldn't have done the same dumb shit, but right now it's Gen Z, got it?
4.We're just sitting at home breathing into paper bags.
Millennials are not partying. We and our anxiety issues are holed up working from home, watching Hulu, and yelling at our parents not to go outside. It's Gen Z you want
5.不要怪我们！归咎于Z世代的一小部分！
Millennials. Aren't. Going. On. Spring. Break. We. Are. Too. Old. That. Is. Gen. Z.
6.We're all locked up indoors.
@he_is_gq Millennials: Doin what we supposed to do Gen Z:
7.我们秃顶！
MILLENNIALS ARE APPROACHING 40. MILLENNIALS HAVE MORTGAGES. MILLENNIALS ARE GOING BALD. MILLENNIALS LIVED THROUGH RAP METAL AND YET HATE THE RADIO NOW. MILLENNIALS WILL LEAVE A BAR IF IT IS TOO LOUD. PLEASE STOP SAYING “MILLENNIAL” WHEN YOU MEAN “TWENTYSOMETHINGS”
8.我们正在恐慌温度！
我认识的千禧一代是三十多岁的千禧一代，每次打喷嚏时都会疯狂地服用温度，我认为我们不是春假的主要一代聚会。
9.We're yelling at our parents!
WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK MILLENNIALS ARE, EXACTLY??? BECAUSE WE ARE NOT THE ONES ON SPRING BREAK. WE ARE IN OUR THIRTIES AND WE ARE YELLING AT OUR PARENTS TO STOP GOING TO CHURCH. FUCK. https://t.co/Os74lVFJRF
10。WE JUST WANNA EAT PASTA.
人们谈论所有年轻人是“千禧一代”，但最古老的千禧一代基本上是40岁。大多数千禧一代是30多岁的人留在家里，制作艾莉森·罗曼（Alison Roman）的葱面食，试图与他们的繁荣父母一起推理，并吓坏了海滩上的Zers。
11.LET US BAKE OUR QUARANTINE BREAD.
Just a note. Gen z is the one spring breaking in Cuba. Millennials are the ones baking a shit ton of bread under quarentine.
12.And pay our student loans in peace.
PSA：千禧一代不在春假。最年轻的千禧一代已有24岁。春假目前是大学生的那些是Z世代。
13.We can barely drink three beers.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but Millennial isn’t the blanket word for young people anymore, lots of us have kids and shit the rest of us now get hungover after 2.5 IPAs
14.We're playing保护动物!
Millennials aren’t on Spring Break, they’re playing Animal Crossing on mute during Zoom meetings while searching for home office furniture in another tab, and they’d really like their Student Loans cancelled
15.我们有抵押。
“千禧一代”成为描述年轻傲慢的shitheads的词，现在我是一个有抵押和背部问题的成年女性，被指责为在春假时传播covid-19
16.千禧一代有孩子！
I am a millennial. I am the mother of this TEN YEAR OLD CHILD. Millennials are not children. Please stop associating us with idiots out there celebrating spring break.
17.We're breaking our brains on Twitter!
Millennials are not the ones who are going out on spring break! We are all inside on Twitter
18.Say it with me now:
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嘘。
