This is Ser Criston Cole.
Now, if you're all caught up ondragonyabo.com，那么您已经知道这个家伙是什么热垃圾。
这是关于他的许多罪行的简短复习：
Spoilers ahead, including forEpisode 6!!!
Basically, Criston and Princess Rhaenyra slept together because she was all bummed about Daemon (her uncle, BTW) rejecting her. Plus, Criston looks...well, like那。基本上，他就在那里 - 那是一个连接！
但是随后，Rhaenyra的父亲King Viserys安排了她和她的表弟Laenor Velaryon之间的婚姻。婚姻是完全的政治举动，仅此而已。实际上，劳诺（Laenor）实际上是同性恋，因此Rhaenyra提出，他们两个人对王位的职责表示赞同，但要保留他们的侧面作品。
But Criston is all, "Babe, why can't we run away together and marry for LOVE?" And Rhaenyra is like, "Do you not understand that I'm supposed to be heir and that the entire lineage is at stake here?"
因此，Rhaenyra与Laenor结婚。然后克里斯顿在婚礼上杀死了莱诺尔的情人。
Now, flash forward to after the time jump in this week's episode — 10 years have gone by, and Criston is STILL not over Rhaenyra. Dude.Dude。IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
Any-freaking-ways!!! He sucks. Here are a bunch of tweets about how Criston Cole is simply ✨ the worst ✨:
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男人是#houseofthedragonyabo.com
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Criston Cole pathetic fr, all these theatrics over a one night stand. I’ve never seen anything this mad #HouseOfTheDragon
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Thank you Ser Harwin for beating Criston’s ass #HouseOfTheDragon
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the fact that’s it’s been TEN (10) years and criston cole is still screaming crying throwing up when anybody mentions rhaenyra
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克里斯顿·科尔（Ser Criston Cole）脑子里。大家有一个战利品电话，你想让她为你放弃她的一生吗？？？#houseofthedryabo.comagon
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10 years had passed and ser criston cole continues to be bitter with rhaenyra.. #HouseOfTheDragon
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so harwin cant punch someone without losing everything but criston can literally murder someone in front of the royal family and be promoted?!?!? i cant stand the greens fr #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseoftheDragonHBO
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criston cole possibly the funniest character ever put on screen. randomly spouting disney villain monologues at every opportunity standing around radiating sociopathic rage trying to explode everyone in the red keep with his mind beams
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Us defending Daemon with whatever toxic shit he does VS us with Ser Criston acting out once #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonEp5
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Ser Criston的确确实像那些被拒绝#houseofthedragon后侮辱您的家伙yabo.com
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Me watching Ser Harwin Strong beat the fuck out of Criston Cole #HouseOfTheDragon
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当他承认艾利斯特（Alincent）时，每个人都会与Rhaenyra一起睡觉，甚至不怀疑他。#houseofthedryabo.comagonhbo #houseofthedragon #hotd
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#houseofthedryabo.comagon#hotd Ser Criston: pick me, choose me, love me Rhaenyra:
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criston cole first ever recorded incel in asoiaf history gets rejected once and starts a coup
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Rhaenyra之后的克里斯平爵士对他的婚姻提议说不，选择宝座，而不是逃跑在他妈的埃索斯（Essos）中出售水果！#houseofthedryabo.comagon #cristoncole
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他们开始休假的一天，因此不得不哭泣，因为克里斯顿他妈的科尔必须发脾气……他是我最大的敌人#houseofthedragonyabo.com
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#houseofthedragon joffrey lonmouth: *exists* criston cole:
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克里斯顿·科尔同性恋传播
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克里斯顿·科尔（Criston Coleyabo.com
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criston was so out of line calling rhaenyra a ‘spoiled cunt’ even alicent fucking hightower had to stop and glare… men are actually irredeemable
21。And finally:
Checked in with my feelings this morning and I still hate Criston Cole, who is the worst and sucks.
Ser Criston Cole, you are simply:
