有一个名为我是混蛋吗？有些帖子是所以古怪的是他们很有趣。
两年前的一篇流行帖子最近浮出水面，感觉太好了，无法分享。yabo.com基本上，这个家伙注意到他的乳糖不耐受的室友正在从他那里偷窃，所以他欺骗了他喝奶牛奶，希望能使他暴露并教他一堂课。
这是那个家伙讲述的完整故事u/gottmilk_：
"Me and 2 other guys share an apartment together and we split all the bills. The only thing we don’t split costs on is groceries. Everyone’s in charge of buying their own food and we don’t touch whatever doesn’t belong to us in the fridge. We put our names on everything so no one gets mixed up."
“这个问题已经持续了将近一年，我厌倦了。”
“我的一位室友R，一直在偷我的食物。我下班回家，有时剩菜剩饭的容器（他们写上了我的名字），或者我的东西太快完成了。例如，我的加仑牛奶。I buy almond milk because I like the taste. But it seems to finish after a week even though I’ve only drank once or twice."
“我很多次面对R，这引起了很多争论。他完全否认了这一点，并告诉我我疯了，即使这很明显。”
"My other roommate and I carpool together because we both work the same early morning shifts around the same area so I know it’s not him. It’s always after we get back home and R’s already left for work that I notice my food’s gone. My roommate’s also had a similar problem but not as often as I do. I’m guessing cause R doesn’t like what he buys."
“有趣的是，R为自己买了很多东西，对他的食物更加ing。他会从杂货店购物回来时，从字面上指出他的食物是什么，并告诉我们不要触摸它。”
“上周，我的牛奶几乎又空了，我被吞噬了。我去了酒店买了常规乳制牛奶。我喝了杏仁牛奶剩下的东西，并用我买的奶粉补充了加仑。这是CAtch/prove R is the one stealing since he’s lactose intolerant."
“第二天，星期六，我们下班回来，R很生气。他对我大喊，因为我的牛奶，他被腹泻塞在浴室40分钟；他在用它来摇晃。我只回应了with 'So then you’re the one who’s been stealing?'"
"He freaking exploded. Yeah he admitted he was 'sometimes' drinking my milk and eating my food but he was more mad that I switched milks than the fact that he was caught. I told him I wouldn’t have done that if he’d just stopped taking my stuff from the fridge or at least told the truth instead of tryna make it seem like I was making it up."
"My roommate backed me up and thought it was kinda funny he got payback for stealing from us. It’s a little tense right now and my roommate told me R is trying to convince him to agree to kick me out. Little does he know we’re both looking to move somewhere else together cause we are sick of his shit."
"I told some buddies what happened and a few think I was an asshole for that. I feel like I’m not in the wrong here. He was taking my food and not even owning up to it and I wanted to prove it, does that make me the asshole?"
现在，也许我不应该笑，但我是。
评论部分中几乎每个人都认为这也很有趣。
一个人U/Chuckiebronzo，给他们看。
“不是混蛋。作为乳糖不耐受的人，我会和那样做同样的事情。这很有趣。
其他人U/HCP56，同意。
“ NTA。这是你的食物，”他们说。
"You could have put your medicine in it. You could have put a laxative in it or even syrup of ipecac. And I would still say not the asshole. When people steal food, lie about it and don’t replace it, they reap what they sow. Food is expensive, especially milk substitutes. Without replacing the food, he was essentially stealing money from your wallet."
最后，另一个拥有用户名的人u/bojackshorseman告诉u/gottmilk_他们没有像应有的那样严厉地惩罚室友。
他们说：“不是混蛋，但我会再进一步：用乳制品制作所有食物，以便他偷东西会让他生病。”“我会全力惩罚他。”