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When I was younger I understood the whole ‘man puts his penis inside woman’s vagina’ bit but I though after that the man peed inside the woman and that was the ‘sex’.

would yo rather put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can or jump into a pool of lemon juice with your body covered in papercuts

The eight year old inside me is screaming for 'Dork Diaries' to be a movie? I always wished it as a child and I expect a lot of kids would be up for it (i would too)

I was a greedy kid so when my mum didn't let me eat any more food I would hide and eat paper. Although I was terrified that lined paper would kill me because I thought the lines would poison me ???