Happy Monday, friends! ICYMI, the planet Earth got some pretty big, welcome news over the weekend: The US has authorized its firstCOVID-19 vaccine!
While most people were pretty excited about this news, there were still some...let's go with "skeptical"...folks. Anyway — as you probably could've guessed — Twitter took immediate aim at those concerns, creating the "If You've [Insert Questionable Activity Here], You Don't Have To Worry About What's in the Vaccine" meme format.
因此，考虑到所有这些，我们已经围捕了一些绝对最愚蠢，最聪明，最个人化的攻击tweetswe could find using the format to compile into this easy-to-enjoy list! Here we go:
1.This confusingly old sponge:
If you’ve ever used the same sponge to wash your dishes for more than a few days, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine.
2.这种直通的选择：
if u eat jack in the box tacos don’t worry about what’s in the covid vaccine
3.This germ-infested nightmare:
If you let your kids play with this you don’t have to worry about what’s in the Covid-19 vaccine.
4.This not-so-cool concert bathroom:
If you have ever used a Warped Tour porta potty, don't worry about what's in the Covid-19 vaccine.
5.This childhood pastime:
如果你爬过查克e。奶酪隧道，不必担心COVID疫苗中有什么
6.（根据记录，它是否也是麦当劳）：
if your mom let you play on the jungle gym inside a mcdonald’s don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
7.This religious take:
如果您在托盘与有8岁以下儿童的那个家庭中穿过该行之后拿起圣礼，那么您不必担心疫苗中有什么
8.This meat choice:
If you eat pork you don’t have to worry about what’s in the vaccine
9.这个不太魔法的吻：
If you’ve ever kissed Mickey Mouse on the nose, don’t worry about what’s in the COVID-19 vaccine
10。另外，这种不太魔法的奶酪蘸酱：
If you’ve ever had the cheese sauce that comes with pretzels at disney, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
11.This better tweet, better joke, better pizza:
If you eat Papa John’s willingly, don’t worry about what’s in the Corona virus vaccine.
12.这个令人恐惧的视觉效果：
如果您在使用浴室后从未洗手过，您不必担心疫苗中有什么
13.This very specific warning:
如果您在2008 - 2011年在我工作烤架的那几年中，在特拉华州威尔明顿的麦当劳在麦当劳吃香肠麦克穆芬，请不用担心疫苗
14.This callout to all former emo girls:
if you’ve ever straightened your hair while it was wet, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
15.This fair fear:
如果您在美国吃了公立学校的午餐，请不要担心疫苗中有什么。
16.This (incorrect) order of operations:
如果您在热水和茶袋之前放牛奶，不必担心疫苗的内容
17.This plain burger fan:
如果您吃了带有西红柿，泡菜和洋葱的汉堡，不必担心疫苗中有什么
18.This buffet badness:
if you've eaten at golden corral don't worry about what's in the vaccine
19.This toddler trouble:
If you've ever let a toddler use their grubby little hands to feed you anything, you don't have to worry about what's in the vaccine.
20。This joke that's funnier than the comedian you dated:
If you’ve ever dated a comedian don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
21。最后 - 这个cookie的关注：
if you’ve ever eaten this shit, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine